Ask ChaosCrunchy

Pepperoni or sausage!?!?! You can't say "neither", either. Pick one. Personally, I like them both, though I'm more a fan of pepperoni because sometimes you get that nasty rabbit-turd sausage. =P ~~ Sausage! their taste masks the fact they look like rabbit poo...makes me wonder if I'd eat something that looked like shit if I knew it was tasty enough e_e;;;

What's the most disgusting food in the universe? ~~ Well since the universe contains mostly aliens i'd have to say Cheesy broccoli soup! Although I love that stuff, the majority of the universe does not. =/

What's the best food in the universe? Pig anus stuffed with twigs. ~~ Again it's not my personal prefrence, those aliens love to eat that pig ass like there is no tomorow!

What's the best movie you've ever seen?~~ Pulp Fiction is a safe bet. However I really enjoy Evil Dead: Army of Darkness! It may be old and corny...but it's a classic and funny and corny! XD

What's the worst movie you've ever seen? (No porn! Just a regular ol' movie)~~ The Grudge! It is terrible! However I heard of an even worse movie...I haven't seen it, it's called The English Patient. It's only shadows talking and panaramic views of fields...scary...

I forgot... where did we come up with "Hot Pocket" for Natalie?~~ I think it was either at the TFHHA Story or during a convo.

Why does this guy have green cocks on it's head?~~That's simple! Look how tiny they are! He's just making a compensation.

Have you ever just... snapped IRL and hauled off and punched somebody?~~oh yes! One time I punched my friend's seven year old brother so hard I broke his nose! Of course this was after that lil bastard burned me with a red hot steak knife that he heated over his stove! That kid was a lil psycho!

Who is the most annoying person alive? It's not me, is it? =(~~ That would be whom ever made the "five-dolla foot long song". He's pissed off many people, and never even had to meet them!

Should I shave/wax my butt so it's nice and smooth like the model's/porn star's? I swear, it's like a peach...~~ well if you want an accurate answer im going to need a picture of your butt, professionally speaking in the utmost professional way! Go with waxing though for most situations, shaving maybe less painfull but it could leave a mark and no one want online pictures of a scared ass...unless it was really hot...well thats why you need to show me your bottom! Do it quickly! Don't even think about it just do it! ...rly don't think about it...

Why did my brother piss with the seat down this morning and deny that the liquid droplets all over the toilet seat were his? Why couldn't he just use a spritz of cleaner (Which I tried to hand to him when I forced him to clean it) when he wiped it down? He gave me the excuse "Urine is sterile" and I had to spray it and wipe it down again before I could sit down for my morning piss. Am I wrong, or is what he did disgusting and inconsiderate?~~ hell yeah it was disgusting! That kid needs to sit in a bucket of piss if he thinks it's so sterile!

Are these questions weird enough for you?~~ try again...they don't even come close to mah calibur of weirdness!

Is there something in my teeth?~~ yes...all your teeth have a very sensitive nerve inside of them. Bacteria get at the nerve which causes a tooth ache. now you know!

Should I start a comic series?

When was your happiest moment?~~ Before i had to answer your questions! Im just kidding!

Which cartoon characters do you like and which do you hate~~ I like Coop from Megas XLR and Excel from Excel Saga. I hate Moderate speed mexican-american mouse...because he replaced my other favorite Speedy gonzales!

Which game characters do you like and which do you hate? ~~ I like Solid Snake, and Luigi, and Gene from the game Godhand. I hate the fucking firefly from Spyro! The only tolerable voice was when he was played with David Spade and when that bug never spoke at all!

Do you hate me?~~No. Do you hate me?

And finally Which TFHHA characters do you like and which do you hate?~~ Well i like your's. and I like mine. I like chrisseh's characters. I also Like havayosunu's character. I like most of the characters in it really. My favorite (other than my own) Is the Silverserpent's. Don't gasp at me! He's clever and has some depth to his character. The one i hate is...sock! I hate that one so bad! He's just too socky for me to like! Also was "red shirt guy that psycho bit" what was his problem? He was all like ooo I have a red shirt and dead! and i hate Volit0...because he keeps BREAKING MY HEART!! --sobs--

what is your favorit drink?

I
LOVE
COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

do you have AD, ADD, ADHD, ADHD-I or a hyperactivity disorder in any way?

Actually yes, I was diagnosed with that when I was very young. I had it bad too, Had to take medicine and everything. But One day Just decided that I wasn't gonna take the pills any more and I managed to focus myself more! So hooray, I have a happy story.

yay! hyperactivity! 8D

Funny thing is, the thing that seems to help me concentrate at work is... COFFEE xD

Hmm... should I bother shaving my legs in the winter? I mean, I wear knee socks/thigh stockings under jeans all winter long because it's cold, is there really a point to shaving them if nobody is going to see them? Not like I have a boyfriend or anything to impress. The leg hair might add some extra warmth anyway, right?

Keep the hair baby! XD

Just make sure they're not so long that they start to poke out through the sock like my do, then it gets annoying!

Weee! HAIRY PEOPLE UNITE!

Should we make a club?

Hells YEAH!

We should come up with a name!

What kind of name?

"Bald no entrance"

hmmmm. how about the....

Super
Hairy
Individuals
Team!

or for short S.H.I.T.

I see nothing wrong with that name at all! =D

Unfortunately, I can no longer be a part of this fun club. I shaved pretty much my whole body (Except for my head, my forearms, and the hairy patch on my lower back and my butt crack) the other day. I tell you what though! It feels so liberating to be able to look down and see my- Er... never mind. O_O

NNNOOOOOOO! How could you do this!?! I made T-shirts and everything! On the front it says "Im a S.H.I.T. head, are you?" It would have been so awesome...now it's just me...these pieces of S.H.I.T. merchandise is worthless now! ....

could you post a picture of the T-shirts?

I'm sorry. But... I just couldn't stand it anymore! I feel so much cleaner and more fresh now! I think the monkeys have been driven out, too. Do you have any idea what it's like to wake up with a banana stuffed up your sna-ahem. Never mind. Don't answer that.

Maybe we could think of some other club with the Acronym "S.H.I.T" so the shirts don't go to waste?

Chrisseh-chan wrote:Maybe we could think of some other club with the Acronym "S.H.I.T" so the shirts don't go to waste?

Shit Happens In Texas.

Shoudnt Have Invented That

I appreciate your suggestions but it's just not the same =/.

Anyways I want to forget about that now! Next Question!

Some guy told me I'm a 7 (On the hotness scale) and I'm only "commonly decent looking"... but I think I'm at least a 9.5 or a perfect 10. What do you think!? >=(

Okay Okay, I get it. That question was like a trap. I'll make it easy on you. Just say "Chrisseh is the hottest real girl on the Internet" and I'll accept that as an answer. :3

Okay you are the Hottest girl on the internet that I know of! and you are the cutest!

Aww thank you. :3

So my friend (from high school) wants me to move in with her and her room mate in... well, let's just say it's pretty far away. I have no close family nearby and it's a hella far away... I'm really nervous, but thinking about it...but really nervous and scared, but she's convinced that I'm going to do it. Should I go ahead, save up, and give the real world a try or maybe just stick around and do nothing in shitfucknowhere (With no public transportation and no car) for another few years? D: It's really bugging me. I wanna do it, but at the same time, it's so far away. @_@ I'm scared.

Well I believe you need to get away from your parents, ASAP. It can drive people ape shit when they hang around the same ppl for too long! But I don't really know how far exactly it is or where so I can't give ya any advice based on where you're going until you tell me. The best advice I can give ya is don't let other people decide for you when you make a decision, make sure it's for your own reasons. But be sure to leave when you are prepared financially. In fact whatever amount you think you need, times it by x1.5!