The Gayest Holiday Calender EVER! =D

The gayest Holiday Calendarrrr.
this r it. the basic principle is: try to come up with as much random Holidays as you can think of. be sure to state the specific date.

TEH CALENDARRR
January
January 1: World Domination Resolution Day.
Share and reflect on your old, failed plans at world domination from the previous year, and work on a new plot for this year. Parties may be thrown, where party goers laugh at their blunders and discuss their successes over wine and cheese.
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January 16: BWAAAAAAAAAAAH! day
Everyone has to fire their LAHZ0r alot today. everyone who doesn't, is gay.
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Febuary 18: Break EVerything Day
Today you should destroy everything you see. for example: destroy the shelf in your cupbord which has all the cups and plates stored on it, and make pictures to put on the internetz!
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Febuary 30: THIS DAY DOESN'T EXIST DAY!
If the Calender says February 30th, then everything you know is a LIE.
Also known as: Mellie is too lazy to check his calender day

March
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March 4: Knock-Knock Day
Share cheesy Knock-Knock jokes with your friends.
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March 7: British Humor Day
Today, we think about british humor, and we laugh.
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March 10: Chuck Norris Day
Chuck Norris deserves his own day. so worship him, or prepare to get your Roundhouse-kicked!
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April
April 1: BIRTHDAY DAY
invite everyone you know and start giving each other that present you all deserve.
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April 20: Nazi Day
Not really a celebration day is it?
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April 25: Don't Expect The Spanish Inquisition Day
Because NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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April 30: An Hero Day
On this day, people consider suicide, or hate emo's that aren't considering commiting suicide.

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May 5: Ben and Jerry's Day
Today, you eat Ice Cream. the delicious, expensive kind. AND YOU ENJOY.
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May 21: Mr. T Day
SHUT UP AND PITY EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING, FOO'! GET SOME NUTS!
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June 10: Turtle Day
The day we worship turtles and Jonathan the Zombie Kid, Who likes Turtles.
June 11: Dinosaur Day
Jurassic park came out on this date. this is the day in which we believe in and worship Dinosaurs.
Because Dinosaurs are Awesome.
Everyone should have a mini movie marathon conisiting of Jurassic park, The Lost World, Jurassic Park III & DIsney's Dinosaur.
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June 15: Cookie Day.
COOKIES! u should eat & make them.
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July 6: Dramtic Chipmunk Day
This day is very dramatic.
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July 8: Worship Mellie-Master Day.
Worship him and his succesfully invading the earth for another year.
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July 25: Ninja Day
HIYAAAAAAAA!!!!! (pretend to) be a ninja on this day. You should also watch "How to be Ninja", "The Ninja Glare" and "Ask a Ninja".
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August 6: Emotional Disturbance day
On this day, Men are happy they're not women, and Women think that being a Woman sucks.
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August 15: Banana Day
Everyone should eat banana's today.
You should also watch the Peanut Butter Jelly Time Videos on the Internet.
You should also put a banana in your ear (Charlie The Unicorn II)
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September 10: Fart Noise Day!
You must greet everyone with a loud fart. real or not.
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September 21: Horror Day
Because Horror is fun, and Stephen King is Awesome.
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September 23: Nintendo Day!
Nintendo day is totally super! Cosplay as your favourite Nintendo Character(s), and play on the NES, SNES, DS or Wii with your friends and family! =D
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September 25: Cut your hair day
Cut the hair off your head and use it to make facial hair pieces! 8D From a ponytail to a goatee, give yourself a dramatic new look!
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October
October 1: /b/ Day
On this day, lovers and haters gather to love or hate Moot.
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October 3: Sony Ericsson Day
Call everyone in your Calling list and have fun with your awesome Sony Ericsson! Give it a new background or upload some new songs!
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October 9: Irony Day
You're doing it wrong!
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November
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November 5: March 12th Day!
everyone treats november 5th as March 12th of that same year.
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November 9: Reversed Revenge Day!
Today you take revenge the other way around, So take a building and fly it into an aiplane.
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December 12: Pirate Day
An excuse for drinking too much rum and stealing precious booty
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September 25th- Cut your hair day. Cut the hair off your head and use it to make facial hair pieces! 8D From a ponytail to a goatee, give yourself a dramatic new look!

February 30th- THIS DAY DOESN'T EXIST DAY! If the Calender says February 30th, then everything you know is a LIE.

January 1st- World Domination Resolution Day. Share and reflect on your old, failed plans at world domination from the previous year, and work on a new plot for this year. Parties may be thrown, where party goers laugh at their blunders and discuss their successes over wine and cheese.

ty for ur submissions Chrisseh.
be sure to make up more!

ennyun hef moor ideez?

1. april
BIRTHDAY DAY
invite everyone you know and start giving each other that present you all deserve.

Novermber 5: March 12 day!

Everyone treats November 5 as March 12 of that same year!

September 10: Fart Noise Day!

You must greet everyone you love with a loud fart noise, real or not!

11/9
Revenge day
take a building and fly it into an airplane.

9. november
Ironi day
do everything wrong, even the ocation.

January 17th slit your wrist day- cause you didnt have a "LAHZ0r" to fire

March 26: Boredom day
In order to enjoy the fun moments, one must first have tryed not having fun.


March 27: Theme park day
ENOUGH BOREDOM, LETS HAVE FUN!

may: 30
workoholic day
becourse a promotion dosnt come by itself