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The Gayest Holiday Calender EVER! =D

Post  Mellie-Master on Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:58 am

The gayest Holiday Calendarrrr.
this r it. the basic principle is: try to come up with as much random Holidays as you can think of. be sure to state the specific date.

TEH CALENDARRR
January
January 1: World Domination Resolution Day.
Share and reflect on your old, failed plans at world domination from the previous year, and work on a new plot for this year. Parties may be thrown, where party goers laugh at their blunders and discuss their successes over wine and cheese.
January 2:
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January 16: BWAAAAAAAAAAAH! day
Everyone has to fire their LAHZ0r alot today. everyone who doesn't, is gay.
January 17:
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Febuary
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Febuary 18: Break EVerything Day
Today you should destroy everything you see. for example: destroy the shelf in your cupbord which has all the cups and plates stored on it, and make pictures to put on the internetz!
Febuary 19:
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Febuary 30: THIS DAY DOESN'T EXIST DAY!
If the Calender says February 30th, then everything you know is a LIE.
Also known as: Mellie is too lazy to check his calender day

March
March 1:
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March 3:
March 4: Knock-Knock Day
Share cheesy Knock-Knock jokes with your friends.
March 5:
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March 7: British Humor Day
Today, we think about british humor, and we laugh.
March 8:
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March 10: Chuck Norris Day
Chuck Norris deserves his own day. so worship him, or prepare to get your Roundhouse-kicked!
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April
April 1: BIRTHDAY DAY
invite everyone you know and start giving each other that present you all deserve.
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April 20: Nazi Day
Not really a celebration day is it?
April 21:
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April 25: Don't Expect The Spanish Inquisition Day
Because NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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April 30: An Hero Day
On this day, people consider suicide, or hate emo's that aren't considering commiting suicide.

May
May 1:
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May 5: Ben and Jerry's Day
Today, you eat Ice Cream. the delicious, expensive kind. AND YOU ENJOY.
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May 21: Mr. T Day
SHUT UP AND PITY EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING, FOO'! GET SOME NUTS!
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June
June 1:
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June 10: Turtle Day
The day we worship turtles and Jonathan the Zombie Kid, Who likes Turtles.
June 11: Dinosaur Day
Jurassic park came out on this date. this is the day in which we believe in and worship Dinosaurs.
Because Dinosaurs are Awesome.
Everyone should have a mini movie marathon conisiting of Jurassic park, The Lost World, Jurassic Park III & DIsney's Dinosaur.
June 12:
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June 15: Cookie Day.
COOKIES! u should eat & make them.
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July
July 1:
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July 5:
July 6: Dramtic Chipmunk Day
This day is very dramatic.
July 7:
July 8: Worship Mellie-Master Day.
Worship him and his succesfully invading the earth for another year.
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July 25: Ninja Day
HIYAAAAAAAA!!!!! (pretend to) be a ninja on this day. You should also watch "How to be Ninja", "The Ninja Glare" and "Ask a Ninja".
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August
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August 6: Emotional Disturbance day
On this day, Men are happy they're not women, and Women think that being a Woman sucks.
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August 15: Banana Day
Everyone should eat banana's today.
You should also watch the Peanut Butter Jelly Time Videos on the Internet.
You should also put a banana in your ear (Charlie The Unicorn II)
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September
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September 10: Fart Noise Day!
You must greet everyone with a loud fart. real or not.
September 11:
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September 21: Horror Day
Because Horror is fun, and Stephen King is Awesome.
September 22:
September 23: Nintendo Day!
Nintendo day is totally super! Cosplay as your favourite Nintendo Character(s), and play on the NES, SNES, DS or Wii with your friends and family! =D
September 24:
September 25: Cut your hair day
Cut the hair off your head and use it to make facial hair pieces! 8D From a ponytail to a goatee, give yourself a dramatic new look!
September 26:
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September 30:

October
October 1: /b/ Day
On this day, lovers and haters gather to love or hate Moot.
October 2:
October 3: Sony Ericsson Day
Call everyone in your Calling list and have fun with your awesome Sony Ericsson! Give it a new background or upload some new songs!
October 4:
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October 9: Irony Day
You're doing it wrong!
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November
November 1:
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November 5: March 12th Day!
everyone treats november 5th as March 12th of that same year.
November 6:
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November 9: Reversed Revenge Day!
Today you take revenge the other way around, So take a building and fly it into an aiplane.
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December
December 1:
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December 12: Pirate Day
An excuse for drinking too much rum and stealing precious booty
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Re: The Gayest Holiday Calender EVER! =D

Post  Chrisseh-chan on Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:13 am

September 25th- Cut your hair day. Cut the hair off your head and use it to make facial hair pieces! 8D From a ponytail to a goatee, give yourself a dramatic new look!

February 30th- THIS DAY DOESN'T EXIST DAY! If the Calender says February 30th, then everything you know is a LIE.

January 1st- World Domination Resolution Day. Share and reflect on your old, failed plans at world domination from the previous year, and work on a new plot for this year. Parties may be thrown, where party goers laugh at their blunders and discuss their successes over wine and cheese.
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Re: The Gayest Holiday Calender EVER! =D

Post  Mellie-Master on Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:32 am

ty for ur submissions Chrisseh.
be sure to make up more!
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Re: The Gayest Holiday Calender EVER! =D

Post  Mellie-Master on Mon Feb 23, 2009 1:59 am

ennyun hef moor ideez?

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Re: The Gayest Holiday Calender EVER! =D

Post  Treforce on Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:25 am

1. april
BIRTHDAY DAY
invite everyone you know and start giving each other that present you all deserve.
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Post  ChaosCrunchy on Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:16 am

Novermber 5: March 12 day!

Everyone treats November 5 as March 12 of that same year!

September 10: Fart Noise Day!

You must greet everyone you love with a loud fart noise, real or not!
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Post  Treforce on Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:56 am

11/9
Revenge day
take a building and fly it into an airplane.

9. november
Ironi day
do everything wrong, even the ocation.
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Post  SmilingIdiot on Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:05 am

January 17th slit your wrist day- cause you didnt have a "LAHZ0r" to fire
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Post  Treforce on Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:12 am

March 26: Boredom day
In order to enjoy the fun moments, one must first have tryed not having fun.


March 27: Theme park day
ENOUGH BOREDOM, LETS HAVE FUN!
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Post  Treforce on Wed May 27, 2009 1:53 am

may: 30
workoholic day
becourse a promotion dosnt come by itself
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