GIMME BACK MY SNACK PACK (A song/rap)

I wrote this out of pure boredom. Enjoy. <3

Based on a true story... Sorta. :3

BITCH GIMME BACK MY SNACK PACK
(SAY WHAT!?)
GIMME BACK MY SNACK PACK
(SAY WHAAAT!?)
YOU HEARD ME
I SAID
BITCH GIMME BACK MY SNACK PACK


Years ago
back in first grade
I was enjoying my snack
of puddin' and Gatorade

My teacher came by
Man that bitch was whack
She shook her head
when she saw my snack

She said:
"This ain't no healthy snack"
"Puddin's for desert"
"You can't eat that!"

That bitch reached down
took my puddin away
So here I am left
with a thermos of Gatorade

So I says to her
"What am I supposed to eat?"
So she gave me some yogurt
and it smelled just like feet!

AND I SAID-

BITCH GIMME BACK MY SNACK PACK
(SAY WHAT!?)
GIMME BACK MY SNACK PACK
(SAY WHAAAT!?)
BITCH GIMME BACK MY SNACK PACK


Now this bitch was freakin'
From the words I be speakin'
I was 7 years old
And she knew she'd been told

She said
"Girl you're in trouble!"
'Get out of here!"
"Down to the office"
"To the principal's lair!"

So I got up and left
I knew I'd been bad
But it's all for the puddin'
I should've had

So the big guy sat
Behind his big desk
He stared at me
with a look of detest

He said
"Girl, why you gotta talk like that?"
So I says
"I just want my snack pack back"

He replied
"There's no excuse"
"For language like that"

Don't know what happened
I think I must've snapped
I got on his desk
And gave him a smack

He looked at me
with great surprise
But could he see
the look in my eyes?

The look of hunger
The look of need
Because something special
Was taken from me

"I want my snack pack"
I said with a glare
"OH NO YOU DIDN'T!"
"YOU DIDN'T GO THERE!"

"OH YES I DID, I MEAN WHAT I SAID"
"GIMME BACK MY SNACK PACK"
"OR YOU'LL WISH YOU WAS DEAD"

I SAID
BITCH GIMME BACK MY SNACK PACK
(SAY WHAT!?)
GIMME BACK MY SNACK PACK
(SAY WHAAT!?)
BITCH GIMME BACK MY SNACK PACK


I WANT MY F***NG SNACK PACK BACK!!!

YEAH!

I WANT MY SNACK PACK BACK!

This was the last straw
I'd gone too far
For swearing at school
like I would in a bar

He picked up the phone
I could hear the tone
I was in deep sh*t now
He was calling my home

My mom showed up
About twenty minutes later
She looked mad hot
like a crazy radiator

"What do you have to say for yourself?"
"And just where did you get such a filthy mouth?"

I shook my head
Shrugged my shoulders and said
"Bitch took my snack pack"
"and I got really mad..."

Mom's eyes nearly popped
Right out of her head
Like she couldn't believe
The words I'd just said

She turned to the teacher
With a look of great rage
For taking a puddin'
From a girl of my age

"Why'd you take away her snack pack?"
"Because it wasn't a very health-"

SHE SAID
BITCH GIVE HER BACK HER SNACK PACK
(HELL YEAH)
GIVE HER BACK HER SNACK PACK
(SAY WHAAT!?)
YOU HEARD ME
GIVE HER BACK HER SNACK PACK
(BITCH)

GIMME BACK MAH SNACK PACK!
I WANT MAH SNACK PACK BACK!

-END-

By Chrisseh-chan 2008 If you steal it I'll stab you in the face with a f***ing spork.

funny song
if you think of actuly record it, can I be the backsinger or somthing like that?

....EPIC!

...AWESOME!

Haha yeah back singers... xD I've got an idea for the music video, too. It will be awesome... imagine me, in sitting in an over sized school desk... pigtails, and the funky ass clothes I wore back in the early 90's >_> and lots of camera angles when it shows the adults. It'll be epic.

Can I be the principal in the video?

pretty please?

...dude, the teacher is a female in this story. You can be the principal, he's male >_>

I can edit the video for u. I can add nifty effect 'n such.

Goody, now if only I had a cam corder and a computer that isn't a complete piece of crap. And also, music.