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So how was your last bowel movment?

Not too impressive... brightly colored brown, small/medium turd with perfect little points at each end. Robust smell, floated, solid consistency, took about 10 sheets to wipe for some reason.

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I sort of have an idea about how to get things back on track. I was thinking maybe instead of a fighting tournament, it'll be a scavenger hunt/fighting thing. I know ppl want to fight but I know ppl want to keep the story about the huge house, I think this way it'll be more about exploring the house than fighting, but there will probably be action on the side I dunno.

Anyways, you think this might be a big enough idea to work? That ppl who want to fight may do so and those who want to explore the house, now have a reason to!

Excellent idea! I like it! :3

Chrisseh-chan wrote:Hold on a minute... he gives head? Giving head usually refers to... orally pleasuring a man I thought. >.>; I think. So... he'd be gay. I wouldn't want to be with a gay man o_O He's probably not getting it up because I'm a woman and he's not turned on by boobies.

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It may be less often that people use the term but it's still used, yeah that's what I meant ..And no it's not necessarily perverted it's more of a question towards personality and how deep or shallow someone is, I mean if you're in love with someone and they can still please you sexually it's all a matter of how much you are willing to sacrifice, and since most people consider sex the most important part of a relationship (most likely those with more ferramones than brain cells) it's just an interesting question to ask =),
I mean we're all adults here right?? besides me, silverserpent melliemaster jamesb etc etc...But what I mean is it's nothing we haven't experienced right??


Well another question I guess, Someone asked me before If I got my penis cut off would I still want to live?? kind of like a saw type question, you know? go on living without sex or die, I sayd obviously I'd live lol -_- But then they asked me if I would go on living if my drawing hand was severed...I sayd probably not, in fact, No No I would not(unless it was simply to not hurt my loved ones...Then I would just be a vegetable...Yum) .. My question to you is would you be willing to give that which matters most to you in your life to save yourself and keep on living??? (obviously I can't assume that I know what means the most to you) maybe they would say cut off your face??? kill your mom?? either way, for the sake of awesomeness I'll just say....I wan't to play a game, *saw voice* so what of dats do you think?

GOTHtheDEATHBRINGER wrote:it's nothing we haven't experienced right??

eh...right... ofcourse we have. I meen, its not like we are virgans or somthing like that. right guys?

guys?

Who am I kidding... The closed I have ever gotten to boobs was when a drunk girl from school, that have never talked to me before, flashed her bra. and asked if I wanted to do a 3 way with her and her friend (girl) and all I said was "why?"

you know what she said?
"becourse I heard you are good with math"

oh shure, like thats a turn on.
imagin a girl laying in bed, and screaming in pleasure "what are 37 * 12 / 4.5?"
and as you answer in less than 2 sec, she comes as hard as she ever had.
she looks you in the eyes with after glow, and says "that was the best math ever"

no mather how mouch I think it over... that aint gonna happend, EVER.

anyway, I have a question for you.
should I regreat that I turned her down?

Treforce wrote:

anyway, I have a question for you.
should I regreat that I turned her down?

I would have turned her down too, It depends on who you are really, if you want your first time to be with a drunken whore than go for it, I on the other hand would wait until you find someone you love..But hey I'm just old fashion or something, I can't say I've been around, besides Robin I've only been with two other girls..And that is in 17 years of life..Really compared to the rest of the world I'd say that's pretty sad xD, But if I could go back and choose to have not had sex with the other two I would have, One reason is because I would be able to say that the first time I did it was with someone I actually loved..And she's the only one I ever loved, also I haven't had actual sex with her yet(besides ehhh The above mentioned) because of the past mistakes I am going to get a blood test and a prescription for condoms (they do that) this wednesday.. I don't feel like buying them since I know everyone who works at all the stores on the Reservation and I don't want them to know my business Dx, but yeah I've never had protected sex because I was too drunk or high to think now on wednesday I'll find out if I have to pay the price for that...

I'm not sure if you were asking chrisseh since this is ask chrisseh or me since it seemed to be directed towards me..But yeah, sorry for the rant lol I am somewhat scared and talking about it even over teh webz is pretty helpful. But yeah I got off topic, No, I don't think you shoud regret it, UNLESS YOU ARE A SHALLOW DUMBASS...Ehh okay I'm done

Okay... wow. Holy shit. Wow.

Sacrifice myself for somebody else? Hell no. I'm too good for that shit. >_> Survival of the fittest, you know?

Nah. I'm just kidding. I'd throw myself in front of a speeding car to save my dog if I had to. I have no idea what I'd be willing to sacrifice... I suppose I'd give up pretty much anything to save someone I care for... on the other hand... if I had to lose something important, such as my eyes, or my hands... I'd probably end my life shortly after anyway because there'd be no point to my existence because I wouldn't be able to do any of the things I love.

As for sex... why are kids so obsessed with it? I wish I had never had sex. I've been with a few guys... I waited until I was nearly 18 (I was a major prude up until I was 17). However, I've been sex free for over 3 years now. Okay, I admit... once I get a serious boyfriend, this "born again virgin" charade is probably going to end real quick. xD I'm such a hypocrite. What can I say? At least I admit it.

Now, Treforce, remember that you should never have any regrets. Look to the future, watch out for today, pay little mind to the past. If only I could take my own advice... Hmmph.

Chrisseh, why is everyone writing such long ass questions all of a sudden? I'm too lazy to be doing this much reading! >_<;

So chaoscruchy can read it without getting sad =)


Short question, What color are your underwear?

Pink.

Also, unrelated, but Treforce is an asshole and a dumbass.

Chrisseh-chan wrote:

Also, unrelated, but Treforce is an asshole and a dumbass.

Neat!! I wanna randomly insult someone, Jamesb is a failfag.

Now now, I have good reason to say that about Treforce (Go read the topic I posted in his section)... no need to randomly insult people, though I'm sick of being a miss nice girl, sugar coating everything and not speaking my mind because it might "offend" somebody, and also because I'm in a horribly rotten mood, I'll have to agree with you. XD He's nothing but a spammer and thread wrecker. I should've known better than to encourage him, after seeing what he did to ASIY2 and his picture-stealing shenanigans. I'm sick of giving away second chances. So don't cross my path, people.

how many fingers do you use to masturbate? and where do you usually put them?? what motions do you use??? lawl, damn I'm bored...

... I think you've gone too far. That's my answer.

If you're bored, you should go masturbate. xD

i dont need to masturbate, besides its just a simple question, LOL okay it was sick, but it made me lawl

Ugh men.

I'm a god. NOW WORSHIP ME!

What was it like for you when pokemon first came to the states?

If you could have one fictional character/monster or anything else as a pet or minion what would it be??? I'd personally say a manbearpig..Yeah, that'd be neat, what would you want?

GOTHtheDEATHBRINGER, you are not a god. You're a boy. >:[ However, I AM a goddess, so worship ME! NOW!!! OR ELSE!!!!!!

Crunchy, when Pokemon first came to the states... well, I remember a few kids were talking about cards, and the game... but me and my friends weren't really into it yet because it was mostly popular only with a smaller crowd. I was big into Sailor Moon at the time, and I was gradually becoming more interested in other anime. This is back in 7th/8th grade, so I was about 13 at the time. I was home schooled for 7th grade, and my grandma had moved in for the winter and was staying in my upstairs bedroom, so I had turned the basement into this AWESOME bedroom of AWESOMENESS. I had a TV, a SNES, a little pinball machine, posters, artwork on the walls, a couch, beaded curtains, etc... it was epic.

So anywho, I got up early one morning and on UPN (Does that channel even still exist? o_O ) at about 6am was a show called Pokemon... and I noticed it was anime. So I watched it and I thought "AWW HOW CUTE!" So every morning around 6 I would wake up and watch Pokemon and within the next few months it become more and more popular... My brother got a Game Boy and Pokemon... blue I think. I played it some days but was getting annoyed by people over writing my file and shit but yeah. I started collecting the cards, so did my brother. We each had our own little binders and as gifts or for good behavior mom would buy us packs and we'd always hope to get a holographic card, though the only one I ever got was out of stupid starter/theme decks or promotional packages. I think my brother actually got a holographic card out of a regular pack, but all I ever got were a million friggin' common cards. We were both trying to get a Charizard card. We never did... or maybe he did... nah. I don't think so. I had a fake one modeled after a Japanese card, actually a sticker that looked just like a card and it was holographic and it looked cool so I put it in my album anyway. I think we actually only PLAYED the actually card game like... 3 times. We were just obsessive collectors. >_>

Then, we moved up here... and we were both still sorta into it, I was in high school, he was still in grade school... but yeah. I was just in it for the cute merchandise at this point and he was into the cards... he stuck with it a bit longer, got a Pokemon bed set, me... I just became a more hardcore Anime fan in general. But yes, Sailor Moon and Pokemon are what got me started on anime back in the 1990's. :3

What an interesting rant. Anyway...

GOTH, you again? Ugh I was just finishing up my response when it tells me somebody else has responded while I was typing and asking me if I'd like to modify it. Thanks a lot. Let's see...what's your question...

Hmm... OOOOOooo RYO-OHKI! From Tenchi... or maybe the talking version from the spin off "Magical Girl Pretty Sammy" ^0^

Hehehe You are no where near a godess, and I haven't been a boy since I was 13.

... this is "ASK CHRISSEH" btw. If you don't have a question, go somewhere else. >=(

Chrisseh-chan wrote:... this is "ASK CHRISSEH" btw. If you don't have a question, go somewhere else. >=(

LMFAO!!! anyways, what's your favorite video game of all time??

Hmm... I think it's a tie between Super Mario Kart and Yoshi's Island for SNES.


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